Breaking Up With Bacon!
March 5, 2014
U.S. and Italian researchers tracked thousands of adults during nearly two decades and found that those who ate a diet high in animal proteins during middle age were four times more likely to die of cancer than contemporaries with low-protein diets — a risk factor, if accurate, comparable to smoking. They also were several times more likely to die of diabetes, researchers said. (Washington Post)
I cannot imagine a life without bacon. We all have to go sometime, right? And, if you’re like me, then we need to come up with some bacon alternatives.
Who really has the time to eat & drink? Brilliant!
And when you don’t have time to slather pig lard on your lips:
Or there’s this:
Or if you’re in the mood for ‘porking’:
I’m sorry was bacon blow job better?
And when it’s time to go:
